Any given night out brings with it a host of characters. If you look closely though you can notice traits within different groups. Watch people order shots and you`ll see what I mean There are many different types, here are some examples that might make you ask someone else or yourself, What Kind of Shots Orderer are you?
1. The Shot Nazi :
This individual makes sure everyone has to do the same shot, there are no substitutes, additions or any variations of the particular shot allowed, Everyone must be standing at the bar, if someone has gone to the bathroom or outside for a smoke there will be not shot taken until everyone is back.
The Shot nazi shot of choice: Jeager
2. The cheap bastard:
This guy or gal orders a round of shots but instead of picking up the entire round wispers to the bartender to put each individual shot on each persons tab. This person always orderssomething fruit but intoxicating that way everyone gets so lit they dont even realized that they paid for their own five rounds of shot they thought Cheap bastard was getting.
Cheap bastard shot of choice: Grape/Cherry Bomb
3. The Showboat:
This individual wants everyone in the bar to know they ordered the round. Shots are passed over peoples heads but first held straight up in the air for the entire bar to see. Theres usually a lot of pointing involved and and even though you clearly have one in your hand the showboat asks you about 5 times weather you have a shot or not. The Showboat does not have an open tab, they close their tab after each purchase weather it be a round of drinks or a single beer.
Showboat shot of choice: Red headed Slut/Alabama Slammer/ Irish car Bomb or any other shot that requires 8 glasses per person.
4. The Sneaky bastard:
This shot orderer doesnt not want to order a round for the entire group. They catch their close friend on the way from the restroom and pull them towards the bar and secretly order a shot for you and them before anyone else sees it. While waiting for the shot they constantly tell you about how much they hate someone in the group or always have an anecdote that ends with the time they got stiffed with a bill and how they will never let it happen again.
Sneaky bastard shot of choice: Chilled Citron ( Its quick to make and and doesnt give you prolonged "shotface" that makes for quick return to the table and no evidence for the group to begin suspecting)
5. Moneybags:
This person orders way too many shots. A couple sitting at the bar thats on a date usually ends up getting pulled into the round. Money bags has no track of how many shots they order or haw many times they order them. Money bags usually has some mooch friend always carries the shots over like they bought them and invites random people to the table that they want to take home that night.
Moneybags shot of choice : Chilled Patron with lime
6. The Jedi Mind Trick
This Crafty SOB always seems to get everyone to start doing doing shots they always order them and yet you have never seen them pay for a round. They have a way of making everyone and anyone pay for a round. they usually dissapper for like 10 minutes then show up with some random that for some reason wants to buy a round for the whole table.
Jedi mind Trick shot of choice: Jameson/Tulli Dew/Jack or anything that has a story involving an uncle or grandfather right after doing the shot. The story ispart of the mind trick
7. Closing time
You've seen this dude before. they are always the last person to buy a round but they wait till the lights come on and everyone is so trashed they dont even want to look at another drink. Closing time usually just ends up getting a shot for them and whoever they are taking home that night after having enjoyed everyone elses generosity.
Closing Time shot of choice: Any well liqour that the bartender usually ends up giving them for free
1. The Shot Nazi :
This individual makes sure everyone has to do the same shot, there are no substitutes, additions or any variations of the particular shot allowed, Everyone must be standing at the bar, if someone has gone to the bathroom or outside for a smoke there will be not shot taken until everyone is back.
The Shot nazi shot of choice: Jeager
2. The cheap bastard:
This guy or gal orders a round of shots but instead of picking up the entire round wispers to the bartender to put each individual shot on each persons tab. This person always orderssomething fruit but intoxicating that way everyone gets so lit they dont even realized that they paid for their own five rounds of shot they thought Cheap bastard was getting.
Cheap bastard shot of choice: Grape/Cherry Bomb
3. The Showboat:
This individual wants everyone in the bar to know they ordered the round. Shots are passed over peoples heads but first held straight up in the air for the entire bar to see. Theres usually a lot of pointing involved and and even though you clearly have one in your hand the showboat asks you about 5 times weather you have a shot or not. The Showboat does not have an open tab, they close their tab after each purchase weather it be a round of drinks or a single beer.
Showboat shot of choice: Red headed Slut/Alabama Slammer/ Irish car Bomb or any other shot that requires 8 glasses per person.
4. The Sneaky bastard:
This shot orderer doesnt not want to order a round for the entire group. They catch their close friend on the way from the restroom and pull them towards the bar and secretly order a shot for you and them before anyone else sees it. While waiting for the shot they constantly tell you about how much they hate someone in the group or always have an anecdote that ends with the time they got stiffed with a bill and how they will never let it happen again.
Sneaky bastard shot of choice: Chilled Citron ( Its quick to make and and doesnt give you prolonged "shotface" that makes for quick return to the table and no evidence for the group to begin suspecting)
5. Moneybags:
This person orders way too many shots. A couple sitting at the bar thats on a date usually ends up getting pulled into the round. Money bags has no track of how many shots they order or haw many times they order them. Money bags usually has some mooch friend always carries the shots over like they bought them and invites random people to the table that they want to take home that night.
Moneybags shot of choice : Chilled Patron with lime
6. The Jedi Mind Trick
This Crafty SOB always seems to get everyone to start doing doing shots they always order them and yet you have never seen them pay for a round. They have a way of making everyone and anyone pay for a round. they usually dissapper for like 10 minutes then show up with some random that for some reason wants to buy a round for the whole table.
Jedi mind Trick shot of choice: Jameson/Tulli Dew/Jack or anything that has a story involving an uncle or grandfather right after doing the shot. The story ispart of the mind trick
7. Closing time
You've seen this dude before. they are always the last person to buy a round but they wait till the lights come on and everyone is so trashed they dont even want to look at another drink. Closing time usually just ends up getting a shot for them and whoever they are taking home that night after having enjoyed everyone elses generosity.
Closing Time shot of choice: Any well liqour that the bartender usually ends up giving them for free
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