10 reasons you should go 24 hrs without your cellphone

Can you go a full day without your phone. Here's some reasons why you should try.

When you are standing in line to pay for something say at the checkout of a drug store or ticket stand at the movie theatre or even at a gas station you will avoid annoying everyone from the attendant to the guy at the back of the line by not talking on it while fumbling through your wallet or gigantic purse to look for your money.

You will avoid almost killing the innocent unsuspecting biker the old lady that cant see over the steering wheel who actually had the right of way and the guy who drives 35 in a 35 at 7:45 am in rush hour traffic on a Monday by not Texting and checking your Facebook on it while driving.

You will actually have to stop,have a conversation and possibly join your neighbours a teacher from high school or an ex who wants to remain "friends" and her new doushebag boyfriend at their table after running into them at a restaurant instead of pretending to be on an overseas phone call.

You will lesson the amount of distraction that is caused to bees ancient natural flight patterns by Cell Phone Transmission Towers and in doing so allow them to continue pollinating everything and assuring their and our survival despite the fact that 30% of their population that has already disappeared.

You have the best excuse of not only being late to everything you may possibly have planned that day but in some cases not even showing up.

You will avoid the disappointment of feeling like the worlds biggest loser when you go all day without a single person calling you ( not having your phone for 24 hours may have the same effect when you finally look at it and notice the same thing)

You will have a great excuse to not call people back after you run into them and they want to exchange numbers but because you don't have your phone you tell them to text you with theirs and then just say you never got it.

You will avoid annoying people by showing them the pictures you took of your children, pets

or overpriced vacations that you took with your children and your pets.

You may improve your cognitive skills by helping your brain re-learn such complex tasks as remembering more than 4 numbers in a row for longer than 30 seconds. (remember the 90`s you had 30 House-phone numbers stored in your head) This helps eliminate feeling like a moron when you cant remember where you parked you car after being in the grocery store for 15 minutes.

Finally you can actually save your own life or at least prolong it by not have a mini microwave ie cell phone in your pocket your purse or worse pressing against the side of your head all day. Cell phones emit microwaves that can cause you to have tumors in your brain. We are poisoning ourselves with these little devices and don't even know it. Remember when you would watch a Sci-movie when machines were controlling humans and laugh that it was outrageous because all you need to do is turn them off..well can you?

Now if you excuse me I have to make a quick phone call.....